I like certain things.

Here is a list of my ten favorite things that go together:

10) Bubble baths and nachos

9) The elderly and touching

8) Ice cream and kisses

7) Clowns and my birthday

6) Cool things and awesome stuff

5) You and my bed

4) Data entry and Jim Beam

3) Me and your money

2) Chicks and Mustangs

1) No pants and everything

I also don't like certain things.

Here is a list of ten things that have no business together:

10) You and your attitude

9) Dr. Phil and reruns

8) Any chic without me

7) No ice cream or kisses

6) The Internet and dating

5) That cute girl I met and her boyfriend

4) Fruits and vegetables

3) Religion and cute little boys

2) Reading and fun

1) Me and pants