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Sha na na na na na

words by ryan marshall

Have you ever wanted to be someone else? When you were growing up, everyone had that person they thought had every quality they ever wanted in a human being. For some, it's their father and for others, it might be a celebrity. In a brief period of my life growing up I also had one. That person was Alex P. Keaton from Family Ties . I don't quite know why I identified with him, but for a small part of my life, he was the most amazing human being that ever existed.

Maybe it was his quick wit or his entrepreneurial attitude, or maybe I just wanting to be a big brother to someone named Ming. I wanted to be Alex P. Keaton. I remember never being quite as emotional before the age of 10 as I was when I watched the last episode of Family Ties . I even went as far as telling people at school my real name was Alex Ryan Marshall.

If you ask anyone who know me, that is absolutely true. I can remember signing homework as Alex R. Marshall. Teachers would ask why I used a different name on my homework and I would fully explain that I casually went by my middle name. Still, to this day, can't figure out why I thought my story was so air-tight considering my mother was a teacher at the same school.

We had a lot in common. I figure the only way to show this is a point-by-point comparison of Ryan Marshall and Alex P. Keaton:

Keaton Marshall
  1. Got straight As and went to Oxford
  2. Graduated second in his class
  3. Excellent stock portfolio
  4. Managed Jennifer's all-girl band
  5. Hippie parents
  6. Republican
  7. Friend named Skippy
  8. Dated a psychologist
  9. Overachiever in everything he does
  1. Got an A in math
  2. Graduated
  3. Saved $200 once to buy a Nintendo
  4. Used to work at a Domino's managed by a girl named Jenny
  5. Non-hippie parents
  6. Utilitarian
  7. Dog named Sparky
  8. Dated a stripper
  9. Achieved just over the bare minimum
   


You see, we should have been related. Blablabla funny ending.